Koalas are precious and Paris Hilton is Orange

Indeed. I was watching a special on Animal Planet about these precious little Koalas that are endangered and stuff, and how people need to stop cutting down trees in order to protect them. They're so CUTE!!! And then I switched the channel and saw SNL with Weekend Update: Jimmy Fallon interviewing Paris Hilton. She is about UT's burnt orange color, accented by her white-fake-blond hair, which only makes her look more orange. I hope she gets all wrinkly and ugly when she's old, and everyone will laugh at her, despite her filthy-lazy-ass-richness.