Quotes I've Heard Recently:

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[Music: Enya - Only Time]

"I actually like Vegan Thai Microwaveable dinners."
"Let me slap you before you blasphemize again!"


"You know you can't digest a bullet, right?"


"There's something dead sexy about a fat girl in gold spandex pants and sweaters that should've died in the 1980's."

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