Things I can legally do now that I'm 18:

1. Buy cigarettes
2. Open an E-bay account
3. Buy porn and go to strip clubs
4. Buy my own house
5. Have a credit card
6. I no longer legally need parental consent on University permission forms
7. Leave my parents
8. Drink alcohol in every European and Central/South American country, but not the US
9. Vote (I'm 2 weeks too late, aren't I?)
10. Learn to drive in Spain

So yea, now that I'm 18, how will YOU help me celebrate? (FYI: #'s 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10 don't interest me)